In 2005, Joe Bauers was the most average soldier in the U.S. Army—perfect for a secret hibernation experiment. Five hundred years later, he wakes to a world where intelligence has collapsed, stupidity is law, and Brawndo replaces water. Your decisions shape the last hope for human evolution.

Your decisions shape the fate of an empire in this chaotic, hilarious journey through the heart of the Incan jungle. When spoiled Emperor Kuzco is transformed into a llama by his treacherous advisor Yzma, he must rely on the very peasant he planned to displace—Pacha—to survive. Along the way, ego clashes, jaguars, and malfunctioning potions turn a simple trip home into a fight for redemption and survival.