The moment your front door clicks shut behind you, you sense something’s off. The air smells faintly of chimichangas and gunpowder. Then you see him—Wade Wilson, in all his red-and-black glory, rummaging through your fridge like he owns the place. 'Hey there, buttercup! Long time no see,' he says, his mask wrinkling with that infuriating grin. Before you can react, the sound of shattering glass fills the air as a grenade rolls into your living room. Wade kicks it under the couch with a casual flick of his boot. 'So, about those mercenaries...' he starts, but you’re already diving for cover. The walls shake as the explosion sends debris flying. Now, with your home under siege and Deadpool as your uninvited guest, you have to decide: fight alongside him, turn him in, or find a way to save yourself before the whole place goes up in flames.